![]() Leading the pack for the month of September, we have. And what a month it has been for the currencies and not so much for the dollar! Well, the song got me thinking about the currency performances this month, since this is the last day of September. On my way in to work this morning, the radio was playing one of my fave Pink Floyd songs, Comfortably Numb, which also happens to be a fave phrase of mine. The weather was absolutely chamber of commerce like, and the Cardinals, with all their rookies starting, won! It was also National Happy Hour Day, so, being someone that believes in celebrating "National Days". And a Tub Thumpin' Thursday to you! A fabulous day at the ballpark yesterday for yours truly. * Swedish krona is top performer for September! Thank the flying spaghetti monster the aluminum foil is protecting me.Daily Pfennig 9/30/10: House Passes Protectionism Measure. And my mercury thermometer is beaming vaccines at me. My genetically-modified ears of corn are listening to everything I say. I might not be available to respond to responses to this diary because I think the FDA and Homeland Security and my grocery store discount card are tapping my email and installing viruses in my wristwatch and barcodes in my urine. You know, that country that’s next to Switzerland. Freeze – obviously represents the ex-governor of California (listen to that accent!). If you can’t find evidence that I’m right, that just proves that it’s a big conspiracy to cover up the facts in my fevered brain. If you don’t believe me, I challenge you to prove that I’m wrong. Question: Could it be that GW Bush (the Scarecrow) ordered the assassination of Bruce Lee’s son Brandon (The Crow)? Hey, I’m just asking questions. The Scarecrow – could be either a reference to “Children of the Corn” or “The Wizard of Oz.” The scarecrow wanted a brain, so I’m guessing this could represent GW Bush. Will Shortz, whose idea of fun is to invent questions like this: “Remove one of the T’s, rearrange the letters, and you’ll have the name of an actress born in the 1920s who married Charlie Chaplin.” The Riddler – I think this might be that guy on NPR who does the puzzler thing on Sundays and claims that he edits the NYTimes crossword. Or sometimes I’m high on drugs (like my buddy Rush Limbaugh, whose mother named him after the rush she got from using drugs, then she committed suicide)). (When I’m outlining a conspiracy, if two things start with the same letter they’re probably connected. Or the daughter of Eugene O’Neill who married Charlie Chaplin. Poison Ivy – might represent Oprah Winfrey. Or my ex-wife, who was a Republican named Jennifer Anus (J. But it was very believable last night when I was drunk. As soon as I find the link, I’ll update this diary. This is on the internet but I forgot to bookmark it. A lot of people don’t know that Astaire was killed by Communist Nazi Ron Paul Democrat liberals. The Penguin –a reference to a guy in a tuxedo, but who? Fred Astaire, maybe? A guy who, by the way, did everything Ginger Rogers did, but facing forward and in regular shoes. Because it’s your job to figure out WTF I’m talking about. If you don’t believe me, you can Google it. All experts agree that this fact is undeniable. The people who make dictionaries have conspired to cover up the meaning of the word “pompatus.” What are they hiding? I’m just sayin’.Ĭatwoman – represents the wife of William Shakespeare, Anne Hathaway. Some people call him Maurice because he speaks of the pompatus of love. The Joker – obviously a smoker and a midnight toker who gets his lovin’ on the run. And I believe the other Batman movie villains secretly represent other people. I’m ready to reveal the results of my research to the world. Can’t a paranoid guy just ask a question or ten? How can we find the truth unless someone poses anonymous questions hidden behind a pseudonym on a political blog? I’m just asking some questions and posing some possible answers. Please don’t hide-rate me for being a time-travel conspiracy theorist.
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